"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
Yes pls omg
I have an exam in an hour but I think I’m going to start throwing up any minute now
please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over
Or not being able to take your expired coupon.
or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy
Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker
or when they can’t get someone to open up another register
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class